Iadvise:I told her that I would always love her and only her! I'm waiting for a miracle!Can it happen?

I fell in love with a girl at R.C. in 2007. Her personality drove me mad, however, I wasn't able to let her know because she was an extraordinary person & her response was not likely to be normal. Moreover, I also wanted to check myself if I could live without this hard-to-get-girl, I, after sometime realized that I couldn’t. She studied different subjects and we had no class together, so, I was not able to try any of my tricks.  But in 2009, my mental condition started to get affected by this craziness and I decided to talk to this girl about it. We had some discussions. She told me that she didn't want to get involved in these silly things and defined love as bullshit. Some months later she also told me that I wasn't her ‘type’ and should seek another nice girl. She told me that if I was interested in her it was my problem and that there was to be no 'public display' of it from me. And I never did it. She did used to complain sometimes that her not-so-close friends had started asking her if something was going on? I really worshiped her so I used to try and get as much information about her as I could (the physical properties, as I already knew the chemical ones). I used to try and impress her by telling her how much I knew about her, but that used to drive her a bit mad. In June this year, as I continued to show as much determination in being mad about her even after graduating, she came up with an offer. She offered me to be her 'friend of sorts' if I agreed to stop 'the nonsense'. I told her that I would always love her and only her, but I could stop mentioning it when I talk to her. Now we don't meet but stay in-touch with each other on FB. So I'm waiting for a miracle. I also have made a fan group for her on FB and she has joined it. Now such things confuse me. Can it happen? 

Dear confused,

                       This is perhaps the most common problem of all, and I am afraid you approached the girl in a wrong manner to begin with. You mentioned that the girl had a ‘crazy’ personality. You should have elaborated in what way? By the looks of it, she seems like the dorky/held-back type. I think you have done some damage on your own by finding out information about her, and instead of using it to your advantage, annoyed her by telling that you’re keeping tabs on her! In such situations the best thing to do is to keep it low and play cool . The act of desperation should be the last resort to venture, but I thing you took that trip way too early in the journey. However, you case is not completely hopeless. First things, first, please delete that fan group! She is to be flattered anymore! You can pass occasional complimentary remarks that’s all! Keep talking to her on friendly terms.  Keep her posted on your ‘other affairs‘, tell her that you are thankful she bore the whole affair with a nice demeanor. Tip; nothing makes a girl jealous more than seeing a friend/the-could-have-been-lover with another girl. Tell her that you have met this amazing girl, who actually reminds you of her sometimes, expect for she way too beautiful than her. Make her feel that she has missed the train she could have had earlier, had she acted more prudently. That will bring her to her right mind.  Don’t play your cards immediately. I am sure you have much more information that you can use. This formula usually works in a situation like this. Hope it helps. 

Iadvice : My friend flirts with my boyfriend...help!:(

Dear Mr. Clicking heart,

                                  I am very moved by your views on love, I am faced with  rather a tricky situation. My best friend, Takeaway and I share everything. I have recently broken up with my boyfriend and hit a bad patch of blue days. One day while I was walking out of the coffee shop, I met Mr.sexyman, he's gorgeous and too has recently come out of a bad relationship. We hit off immediately. We have so much in common. I introduced him to my Friend Takeaway and now they are getting more than friendly.She flirts with him,and calls me a klutz in front of him. I feel insure and threatened.I know my feelings are in insignificant and not based on reality. Should I ignore? Help 

Rainbow 

Rainbow,

              Takeaway is not your freaking friend! Since when did the definition of friend turned into backbiting conniving  bitch? If you have any sense left into you'll beat the shit out of that stinking raccoon and claim sexydamn.  Get rid of your friend as soon as possible and give out an ad for a friend, mention it's be a gay guy, because that lessens the competition. I know my advice to have bad impact on my daily life, but hey you asked! and stop fucking referring to me as clicking heart! 

A maiden's desire

Rainbow dream

The Kiss

My rendition of Gustav's 'The Kiss' which influenced Picasso to paint his own version of it.

The nightmares

Once upon a time there was a man, who lived in a small village. The village was an abode of wild savages, of course they all had different ranks and statuses, some were rich and vicious others poor and dishonest, but the fact remained that they were all savages! Blood thirsty, uncouth, greedy and rather proud of their ways. This village of savages was invaded by a group of wicked white ghosts, who were mean and crafty. They enslaved the savages and trained them to be good slaves through their craft. The man I mentioned above had a genetic mutation and turned into a lofty and noble man. But after this metamorphosis that occurred one night he realized that he had to save his fellow villagers. The plight of the poor got his eyes misty. One night he had a dream, he saw a village, that’s filled with his fellow villagers, they were all free, happy and had abandoned their depraved rituals. He saw a prosperous village which was model for all the other villages in the jungle. The next morning he woke up and conjured up such a spell that would cast the mean white ghosts away. Of course he had to fight with the ghosts they were highly skilled and knew their craft very well. Some of the unfortunate villagers who had grown so accustomed to their servile ways thought the man an anarchist and threw stones at him for being ungrateful.  Some denounced him on the grounds that since he didn’t worship the religion of hypocrisy and greed he’s not even one of them. But these allegations had no impact on the man, he’s resolved and refused to give in! He believed in his dream of peace and harmony. At length, the noble man was able to drive the crafty white ghosts away, with his sagaciousness. But he was unaware of the enemies he’d formed within the village. On the surface the villagers were grateful but in their hearts they resented the old man and wanted to kill him, and so they did! So uncanny was this murder that no one knew. They formed a constitution to fulfill old man’s dream in the reverence of his memory. Of course that never happened, years after years passed, calamities befell on that village, and they reverted back to their old ways. But to keep the beacon of his dream burning they gathered under the trees, behind the bushes and accused each other and powers of the wicked wizard of west who’s trying to take their village away and challenge their sovereignty.  So the dream became a fairytale that mothers told their children at night. Like the shoe fits Cinderella, frog turns into a prince, the princess is saved by the knight, and so, this village presented a picture of peace, freedom and civilization. The sad part is fairytales don’t come true, it’s the other stuff that always come true the one which begins with people dying of hunger, throngs killing teenagers and enjoying it and corrupted leaders gouging public money! The nightmares.